Cutie Pie Baby Pups

Am I one of a kind? I’ve been asking myself this question for years. I’ve scoured the Internets. I’ve researched plush toy manufacturing on the most popular search engines. I’ve even used photo recognition to determine if I have a doppelgänger, perhaps still in the box.

I was a reject from a Secret Santa party in NYC way back in 1985. I was re-gifted on Christmas morning and still reign as the “Best Gift Ever”. I’ve studied human behavior and you guys bodder me. I am boddered by many things but I keep myself occupied by coding on Scratch and spying on Mum and her affairs.

If you want to know what happened to my eye, you have to wait. Mum needs an illustrator because my story deserves justice.